Peter and Brian are at the dinner table. Peter is eating while Brian is texting.
Peter drops his chicken leg on the ground. He bends down to reach it while exclaiming “Five second rule!”.
Brian responds: “Oh come on. You can’t possibly believe that the bacteria are waiting 5 seconds to get onto your food”.
Cutaway
A offensive line of bacteria in football uniforms is lined up along a chalk line drawn between them and the chicken leg.
The quarterback is counting down: “One steamboat, two steamboat …”